"Now you're messin' with a....."

I love "Hair of the Dog." It makes me want to do something badass. I would really like to think that I am badass. Unfortunately, I know that I am about the least badass person to ever live. But, exciting news! My very own copy of Doogie Howser, MD The Complete Third Season shipped on Saturday. And if the postal service refrains from sucking ass, I should get it sometime this week.

No segues here...I don't give two shits if my blog flows. I don't plan to use this to showcase my writing skills. If you want to see how well I can write, I'll send you something I got an A on in college. I will simply use the blog to write down the random crap that I'm thinking. And I think an awful lot of random crap.


I like the fact that I can write beside this picture. The museum is fun (that's where this picture was taken). You know what else I like? Gilmore Girls. In fact, "like" isn't a strong enough verb. I think "love" suits my feelings much better. I love this show. I wish I lived in Stars Hollow with Lorelai and Rory (hence the title of my blog). I'm mildly pissed off that Lorelai and Luke are together, because Luke is on my incredibly short list of men that I would actually consider marrying. Other men on this list include:
1. Dr. Perry Cox from Scrubs
2. J.D. from Scrubs
3. Bert the Chimney Sweep from Mary Poppins
4. Doogie Howser


Isn't it sad that they are all fictional characters? I also find it rather interesting that three of them are doctors, and the others have more "blue collar" professions, a chimney sweep and a diner owner. I wonder what a Marxist critic would have to say about my choices. I am a sad, lonely, pathetic little person. But I love buffalo. And I really need to get to sleep. Stay tuned....there will be much mindless blather and more incredibly stupid pictures coming soon.