"Then it's time for her to meet Bob Kelso: Licensed hetero!"

I love Tuesdays. And this Tuesday was especially great because the State of the Union wasn't on, and my lazy-ass TV watching was completely uninterrupted. However, I must admit that Scrubs concerned me a bit tonight. I became rather fearful that Mandy Moore was going to ruin the show for me by becoming J.D.'s long-term girlfriend. I was like, "Don't cop out, Zach Braff. It would be completely and totally lame to make your real-life girlfriend your TV girlfriend." Not to mention the fact that I try to forget that Zach Braff is dating Mandy Moore at all, and having her be a part of one of my favorite TV shows as the girlfriend of one of the guys on my "Guys I Would Consider Marrying" list kind of bursts my bubble. After all, in my own little fantasy world Zach Braff is going to find me and realize that I'm the girl of his dreams. But, thank God, J.D. and Mandy Moore's character (I've already blocked her character name out of my mind) broke up by the end of the second new episode. And I breathed a sigh of relief. I mean, I don't even really have a Scrubs back-up guy I could marry....I would marry Dr. Cox, but he's pretty much taken by his ex-wife Jordan, who he has a child with, so that kind of rules him out. Dammit. However, that won't stop me from putting his picture into my blog. I must admit that Dr. Cox is a bit old for me, however. He's more Lindsey's speed HA HA HA! That was a little entertainment for those of you who know Lindsey, and most of you who will actually read this do, so be amused.

You know what I just realized? The idea Zach Braff and Mandy Moore (well, the characters that they play on a TV show, I suppose) bothers me, but the idea of Zach Braff and Natalie Portman does not, i.e. Garden State. I love that movie. In fact, I even approve of that relationship. It could have something to do with the fact that Natalie Portman is hot and awesome, and should be added to my list of people I would marry, if it weren't a list of exclusively men, which I suppose it does not have to be. So, let's go ahead and add Natalie Portman. Of course, this is only applicable in states where same-sex marriage is legal. I'm pretty sure the Garden State isn't one of them. And neither is the Keystone State, for that matter. I'm also pretty sure that I LOVE adding pictures to my blog. I'm sure you all appreciate looking at pretty pictures in between my incredibly stupid rants.

So, I spent Saturday through Monday in Washington, D.C. visiting Assface (a.k.a. Lindsey). We had a small Super Bowl Party on Sunday, which was fun. If you want to see the rest of the pictures, I'll include the link at the end, as it messes things up when I try to put it here. I'm quite happy that the Steelers won, but the game could have been mildly more exciting, in my own personal opinion. Oh well, in the words of the Rolling Stones, who, might I add, looked like absolute shit, ancient shit at that, "You can't always get what you want." But I did get something that I wanted today....just a few seconds ago, in fact. I found out that if you go to www.degreedeodorant.com, you can get a free sample of their new clear deodorant...which supposedly doesn't even leave white marks after it dries. We shall see, my friends, we shall see. I simply won't believe that it both keeps my armpits dry and doesn't leave white marks all over my clothes.

Other random thoughts:

1. I really need a haircut, and I must remember to call my hairdresser tomorrow.

2. This is my last week of work at JCPenney....WOO HOO!

3. I wish I had a bigger closet for all the clothing I've managed to accumulate.

4. I fear disease.

That's enough for now, I've tortured you enough. If you made it through, congratulations. Oh, and here's that link to pictures from the party: http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/tigersrbad/album?.dir=e10a&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/tigersrbad/my_photos