Shitheads Anonymous

I just wanted everybody to be able to share the joy I felt at reading about this gentleman's last job. Here is an excerpt direct from the resume (note that not only the actual description of the position, but also the impeccable grammar and spelling make it all worthwhile):


EXPERIENCE
Jun 2006 to Nov 2006
CLERK/CO-MANAGER/CUSTODIAN/BOUNCER Bargain Sales (adult bookstore), latrobe, PA
i had to stock, clean, eject rowdy patrons, clerk, kep the dancers happy, and finally sale sex toys