WHY?!

Why do dogs find it absolutely necessary to eat (dirty) underwear?! Why are they drawn to disgusting things that smell like ass? Two more pairs of my underwear have been sacrificed to Daisy's teeth today. Luckily, I was feeling down so I treated myself to 4 more pairs that I like better from Victoria's Secret Semi-Annual Sale (which is going on ONLY online right now, so I wanted to get while the gettin' was good). However, this will only increase my number of underwear by two, rather than four as I had originally planned. Thanks, Daisy. The thing that makes me the most angry is that I had them ready to go in the washer...they hadn't been strewn about my room. They were in the hamper up until today, when I took them out so I could do the laundry. Big mistake. Daisy has an underwear monitor that is set to "Seek and Destroy" any time underwear are within her reach. I am not pleased.