Just when you thought I was finished....

After reading this excerpt in a resume that was in my inbox after lunch, I couldn't help but wonder, "Is Ruth's Chris Steak House a French restaurant where the common English term 'busser' becomes 'bussier' (with a silent 'r', of course)"? And, how did this person manage to turn the simple nouns "bread" and "water" into verbs?


28 Months
BUSSIER
Ruth's Chris Steak House, Pittsburgh, PA
Clear and set tables, bread and water new tables, make the guest happy.

Fantastic

So, I open up my homepage at work to go to Monster.com or something so I can find some people to call and actually do my job (imagine that shit), and I come across this headline:



‘Cocaine’ drink yanked from shelves nationwide



And, of course, I have to read the full story, because I'm like, "What the fuck?" I won't go into detail, but this is probably my favorite excerpt from the story:



“Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex,” Ivey said. “It’s not the same thing and no one thinks it is. Our product doesn’t have any cocaine in it. No one thinks that it does. We think it is most likely legal in the United States to ship our product.”



If this intrigues you, I suggest you take a look at the entire article. Maybe you won't find this as amusing as I do, but there's just something hilarious about it. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18537394/wid/11915773?GT1=10008



I shall leave you with this image of awesomeness.

Observation

Toby Maguire looks particularly fuckable as Spiderman. That is all.

Just thought I would share.