Displeasure

Because this just happened to me, I feel the need to express my displeasure with the occurance:

I do not appreciate my butt cheeks sticking together. If I am sitting flat-butted on a chair, I am exceptionally irritated when I lean to one side and I can distinctly feel my butt cheeks separate from each other. This phenomenon does not always happen, and I have not yet discovered the exact conditions under which it occurs. However, I know that I become severely displeased when it happens, as I am right now.