I love fictional men.

As part of my unspoken New Year's resolution to involve myself exclusively with fictional men (which I supposed none of you could have known about, since I have discussed it with nobody but myself), I have added a new man to the list of men I might consider marrying.

Before I reveal the newest addition to the exclusive "Sven's Men" club (which is quite an honor, if I may say so myself), I'd like to list the benefits of only involving myself with fictional men:

• They are not real.


• The relationships are very impersonal, as I never get to speak with these fictional characters. Therefore there is MUCH less chance of me becoming attached. So, even when they date someone else, I don't get very upset.


• I can get pissed off at them for acting a certain way without ever having to fear messing things up between us, because....wait for it.....there ISN'T anything between us anyway!


• They can't get me pregnant.


• And, most importantly, THEY ARE NOT REAL, which takes care of just about any other benefit I can list.

So, that said, I will announce the newest fictional male with whom I have become obessessed. Drumroll, please!

Jim Halpert, the very cute, funny, and loveable sales employee from The Office (played by John Krasinski, but that makes no difference, because it is the fictional character I am in love with). Here is a picture for your viewing pleasure. And with that, I'm signing out.